A One-Hour Winter… and Some Unexpected Houseguests

We had a brief encounter with snow this week. Too bad it only lasted about an hour before it turned back into rain.
And you’d probably think all of Norway is buried under a thick layer of snow by now, right?

Wrong.

What we got was barely 1 cm—just enough to turn the roads into a thin sheet of ice. Not fun at all when you can’t even go sledging. It simply creates the perfect conditions for breaking bones you’d much rather keep intact.

And despite the cold weather outside, I’ve somehow ended up with plant lice on the pepper plants in my kitchen. In winter. I genuinely did not see that one coming.

So now I’m debating whether to kick the plants outside. Only I’m not sure who would die first:
The pepper plant or the lice.

Probably the plant—knowing my luck.

But of course, for the sake of scientific experimentation, one of them will have to be sacrificed. (Or maybe it’s just my evil side that delights in the thought of sending the plant lice out into the frost.)

It all feels minor, though. I’ve been reading an Icelandic book about the volcanic eruptions on Vestmannaeyjar, where homes and livelihoods were destroyed when lava and ash swallowed entire neighbourhoods.

Puts our little weather inconveniences into perspective, doesn’t it?
I’m suddenly very grateful I don’t live near a volcano.

Still, the cold does have one clear advantage: it’s the perfect excuse to curl up in my favourite chair with a good book. Even if that book happens to be about Icelandic eruptions. Fortunately the author slipped in a murder mystery or two, which makes it almost impossible to put down. So that’s where I plan to remain until the temperature climbs above 10 degrees again. Or maybe 5 degrees is more realistic. (Celsius, of course.)

(And if you’re wondering which book I’m talking about—it’s Ashes to Dust by Yrsa Sigurðardóttir.)

Brain fog

Ever wondered if your holiday was just a little too long? Like… maybe you should’ve come back sooner, just to avoid the post-vacation brain fog?

Yeah, me too.

Not that it would’ve helped. My brain seems to clock out after four hours anyway (just like the fog outside my window this morning).

And the next four hours? Pure uphill battle. Imagine “walking through mud”, but with spreadsheets.

Luckily, everyone else is also moving in slow motion right now. Workloads are light, the vibe is lazy, and honestly? It feels almost acceptable to slack a little.

But luckily, the fog is finally lifting.

How do I know? I spotted an error in a table I’ve looked at at least twenty times. An error that had been hiding in plain sight… for four years.

Auditors didn’t catch it. My colleagues didn’t catch it. Apparently, everyone just assumed I don’t make mistakes. (Sorry to ruin the illusion, folks.)

Was it thrilling to find the mistake? Sure.

But honestly, I was more relieved than thrilled. Because this means:

  1. My brain still works.
  2. Even if it works differently after my holiday.

Maybe extended holidays unlock creativity? (Or maybe they just fix your internal “stupid mistakes” detector?)

Still, I’m going to take full advantage of it and hopefully pour this energy into my latest book project.

Unless, of course, writing is excluded from this so-called “creativity bonus package.” In that case, you will probably find me doomscrolling on my phone while I pretend to brainstorm brilliant ideas.

In the meantime, the fog outside my window has lifted. Only to be replaced by horizontal rain. Yay!

It’s kind of cool to watch as long as you don’t have to go out in it.

Oh well, that’s western Norway in a nutshell. It is always raining.

But… I bet they never tell you that in the tourist brochures, eh?

December, already?

I officially hate winter. Seriously, I do. Yes, yes, I’m Norwegian, so I should just love skiing and being outdoors and all that.

But, no. Snow looks much better from inside the house. Particularly when we get cold winds from Siberia and only a few centimetres of the white shiny stuff. It’s not enough to go skiing, but it’s plenty enough to make you slide off the road when you drive. That is, if you can manage to wipe off the ice from the windows so you can go driving at all.

And the cold? Yikes. I agree with the birds. It’s better to migrate south during winter.

Anyway, things are looking up. Next week we’ll have 5 degrees and rain. Now that’s more like it. Maybe I’ll even finish that Christmas story I’ve started. I just have to find that Christmas spirit again….. I wonder where I put it last year….lol…